Category Archives: humor

An email from a former lover

I can’t believe you…you just moved in with your girlfriend and yet you spend all weekend trying to get with me?? You know we can never be together again. I appreciate that you want me to meet you at your … Continue reading

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Yes we can! (blog again)

Sometime in November, work got crazy, I was planning a move, and caught what may or may not have been bacon flu. But I (along with Three Word Chant and its tireless contributors) am back! It’s 2010! Some things have … Continue reading

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Neil Young Covers The Fresh Prince Theme

First off..back to blogging. Now that Lauren and I have a new apartment and I am no longer dying of bubonic plague that should be easier. In the late night comedy world, Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon typically battle each … Continue reading

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Where should I eat?

This handy flowchart from Eating the Road is an ingenious guide for determining which fast food to eat. I’ve only been to San Fran once, but I think all lines should point to In-N-Out burger.

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DirectTV gets even more offensive ads

Like many people, I thought the use of Chris Farley in a DirectTV ad was ridiculous (and David Spade’s involvement was equally repulsive, although unsurprising). Some enterprising satirist put together a spot that imagines how DirectTV might utilize other celebrities … Continue reading

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Batman Vanishing

Batman Begins and Dark Knight were terrific films, but Batman’s voice in them is borderline ridiculous. Not sure why this video is just coming out now but it’s an excellent parody in time for Halloween.  

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Handerpants: Underwear for your Hands

Don’t you hate when your hands get cold, have chafing, or have an accident inside your gloves? Enter Handerpants. Their website lists terrific benefits of this product, including: – Fits Most Hands – Breathable Cotton – Form Fitting – Prevents … Continue reading

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The best of Yahoo Answers

Yahoo Answers is like the bastard stepchild of Wikipedia – bizarre and off-putting questions with slightly helpful crowdsourced answers. Because the Internet aggregates all good things, someone has created a blog just to capture the best questions or answers. The … Continue reading

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Ahnold gets clever with California lawmakers

When the Governator vetoes or neglects to sign a bill, he likes to send notes to Legislators indicating why. If he is mad at that legislator (I will give you a tum-ah!) he likes to make that known as well. … Continue reading

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Hitler finds out Balloon Boy was a hoax

In this movie clip, noted aeronautics enthusiast and genocidal maniac Adolf Hitler finds out that the balloon boy story was just a hoax. This is one of my favorites in a long line of parodies. The 2004 movie Downfall was … Continue reading

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