Category Archives: humor
Birthday morning
I woke up from a dream this morning and it felt much later than I had set my alarm for. My phone was dead apparently. I went into the living room and turned on a light, but that was dead … Continue reading
The greatest tournament ever?
Forget March Madness. Ignore the World Series. Every so often, a tournament comes along that completely encapsulates the human condition and captivates the world. Enter – the Name of the Year bracket. From the website: “Name of the Year was … Continue reading
Video Game Health Care Bill
CollegeHumor put together a great spoof of the health care debate, using video game characters as a backdrop. Obama is giving a joint address to Congress with some quality lines – “Insurers will no longer be able to deny coverage … Continue reading
Filed under humor, technology
The Parking Nazis of Astoria
Now that I’m working in Chicago, the times I’m home are few and far between. This has caused me to only focus on the important things when I’m in NY. Alternate side parking is an important thing. I have amassed … Continue reading
Hidden weapons
Courtesy of Matt (who else would find this?). Slightly NSFW language
Filed under humor
The Scum River Bridge
I was hesitant to even post about this because it besmirches the good name of Astoria…but it’s hilarious. Throughout the Ditmars area, there is an elevated bridge for the Amtrak train. The gigantic support structures form an arch and people … Continue reading
Crank Yankers
Apparently my younger brother Austin is a budding comedy superstar. He has posted several crank call videos to YouTube (which are quite hilarious). His efforts to remain anonymous are somewhat hindered by him using his real name and showing his … Continue reading
Pee silently, young grasshopper
As a guy, I have never worried too much about bathroom noises. In fact, I support them. Women, however, are another story. Before using the bathroom, my girlfriend often turns on the sink and shower while blasting Pavarotti. The only … Continue reading
The g-spot is a myth!
As you may have heard, recent research from King’s College in London has suggested that the G-spot is a myth. According to the report: The study suggests that there is no genetic basis for the G-spot and that environmental or … Continue reading
