Fantasy sports team naming guide

jesus footballOne of the best parts of fantasy sports (especially football) is picking a team name, which is an art unto itself. It has to be funny, but not obvious, topical for the whole season and capable of inducing unfair trades from your opponents.

Kissing Suzy Kolber, the terrific sports blog, has put together their annual fantasy team suggestion list (warning, some names NSFW).

Some of the best ones are in the comments, but here’s a sample:

The Jackson 4
McNair: Questionable (Head)
Rosa Parks Didn’t Call Shotgun
The Browns’ Medical Staph
Dan Snyder’s Cash4Clunkers

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One Response to Fantasy sports team naming guide

  1. My team name this year is Mantastic Ninty-Niners! I love that name!

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