First we had Joba’s meth issue. Then, Manny Ramirez was suspended for 50 games for failing a drug test. Scratch that – for hilariously failing a drug test by taking fertility drugs.
Now, it seems like even royalty isn’t immune from this scourge.
Queen Elizabeth’s racing horse tested positive for tranexamic acid, a banned substance that prevents hemorrhaging. When asked to comment, QEII said, “I got the steroid from my cousin Manuel in the Falkland Islands. It’s called boli. My horse only took it in February of 2009. I would like to apologize to the Steinbrenner family.”
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